jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent


"This is why dad left"

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

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ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

image

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castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S 

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me 

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sniffing:

i just found out pornhub has a store and my only question is why

sniffing:

i just found out pornhub has a store and my only question is why

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misterhayden:

"Gosh, What an Asshole."Twitter // Facebook // Tumblr

misterhayden:

"Gosh, What an Asshole."

Twitter // Facebook // Tumblr

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buttchunks:

Starships were meant to fly

buttchunks:

Starships were meant to fly

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officialunitedstates:

insenial:

officialunitedstates:

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

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